2015 MOCK DRAFT

Stacy rd 1 – Phil

A 29 handicap?! He’s going to make a mockery of us all. A lock for #1 overall.

NJ rd 1 – Beau

Can’t pass up the 5-time individual champion here.

NJ rd 2 – TJ

Locks up a smoking buddy for his top pick. Smart play.

Stacy rd 2 – Currie

Grabs the cabin owner to ensure top-notch accommodations for his team.

Stacy rd 3 – Heger

With the team cabin secured, Stacy makes a play for the team van.

NJ rd 3 – Pete

Reluctantly drafts Pete, realizing his fragile ego can’t handle dropping past the 3rd round.

NJ rd 4 – Matty M.

Drafted for insider information on Stacy’s strategy. When NJ realized he doesn’t have any, he immediately trades him to Stacey for a tube of Desitin.

Stacy rd 4 – Mike G

Stacy rd 5 – Mike L

Stacey takes both Mikes back-to-back to make sure he gets the good one. 

NJ rd 5 – Casey

You never know when some obscure Arizona Diamondbacks trivia will come in handy. 

NJ rd 6 – Kerp

After traveling 1,500 miles to be drafted in the 6th round, Kerp demands a trade. He relents when NJ names Old Style the official beer of team NJ. 

Stacey rd 6 – Nate

Stacey rd 7 – Jeremy

“Who the hell are these guys?” says Stacy. “At least they’re not Dave.”

NJ rd 7 – Dave

Says a resigned NJ immediately after his final pick: “I doubt he’ll even show up.”